Here's What He Should Have Said Instead.

December 2020

SARM #13, in which I finally deliver on the whole "frisson" thing...
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Startlingly Awesome & Refreshingly Modest #12...will give you chills.

November 2020

I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
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Well, I guess we need to talk about coronavirus again. I don't wanna, but I gotta. And yes, that's a Naked Gun reference. You're welcome.
I'm baaaaaaaaack! [Insert sweet guitar riff]
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March 2020

Well, it’s been six months. A few things have changed. I stopped being Inntopia’s Director of Marketing and am now doing marketing consulting for only…

October 2019

The other day, one of my kids came running out into the living room and told us (breathlessly, in his best tattle tale soprano) that the other kid had…

September 2019

Almost exactly one year ago, I went on a consumption diet because I was “a faint shadow of what I am capable of.” A consumption diet, which is a term I…
Okay, first, I hope you’re proud of yourself. Because of you, I’ve now done this five times in a row, which it puts it well beyond the realm of…
Today is Monday, but it’s a holiday, so it counts as a Sunday. I hope your Labor Day weekend was startlingly awesome. Feedback on this newsletter is now…

August 2019

On Saturday, my mother turned 65. As is typical for 65-year-old women, she wanted to go sky diving. So we spent the weekend with her in a rented house…