Hi, It's Donnie. I wrote a thing. Want to read it?

Well, hello. I hope you’re having a really amazing Monday.

This is the first issue of Startlingly Awesome and Refreshingly Modest, which is an email newsletter with a super-witty name that you’re now subscribed to. It will come every Sunday, even though this one came on Monday because I like to start things off with a mistake.

I’m launching this thing bec…